

Pumpkin Soup"One pill makes you bigger, one pill makes you small," the woman sang quietly, flicking her bright red hair out of her eyes. "Go ask Alice when she's ten feet tall."Pumpkin Soup
The woman in question was called Jolene, and she was hard at work cooking up a storm. It was... silver, yes. Twenty-five married years was silver, fifty was gold, and seventy-five was...
Laughable, she thought amicably enough. She was already 43 years old, the idea that she'd be alive in fifty was... well, laughable, yes, but not impossible. She'd gotten married to Lawrence Brown when she was only 18 (and she didn't regret that decision, thank you very m


HeidiShirley Mansfield could handle breaking the alarm clock. She was almost pleased, when you got down to it. The old piece of junk had been ready to conk out at any time, and all she had really done was simply push it off the mortal coil a tad earlier then expected. But that was okay, it gave her an excuse to buy a new, digital clock, mercifully with big white button that read "snooze." However, the rest was somewhat less pleasing. She found out the hard way that her neighbour's dog, Heidi, had defecated on her front lawn again. The dog in question was one of those small, yappy Scotty dogs, and Shirley had often fantasized about grabbing Heidi bHeidi
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I wish I were a tree........
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N o t h i n g a s i t s e e m s.
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